You know what's funny? The Google text ads to the left of this newspost. See, they're context sensitive. So if I was to talk about ladies underwear, some related links could well appear. Unfortunately, the possibilities for general hilarity are too great to harness. It would be like playing with gunpowder and wearing a lycra skinsuit for protection. Not that I'd ever wear lycra, of course.
*ahem*
Moving swiftly on...
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Hey there people. Tryin to be quick here to go back to work very quick.
There's a new applicant but I'm leaving this one for Swizzle, as he might want to check this one on himself.
We missed some updates in the last few days, but don't worry webmasters! All the work of your weekend is here now. 
File leechers everywhere, enjoy the downloads!
We had clear skies close to 40 C this afternoon here. Go ozone layer!
Whenever this happens I always have a terrible day. Now the sky is cloudy, but the rain insists in not falling. I'd love to hear the clouds start to shake and a storm take place to clear this heat, but these clouds look a bit too shy tonight.