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Legacy News #1257

I went to bed and woke up an hour later with the nagging feeling that I'd forgotten something. Then I remembered to check the Abandonware Ring. Then I remembered that it couldn't be that, because Swizzle updates on Tuesdays. Then I remembered that it was Wednesday. Wednesday is my day to update.

Oops.

I blame Lone Lee, of course. I'm sure he was using some kind of voodoo magic or whatever to keep me playing World of Warcraft until I crawled into bed, hoping that I'd go to sleep and miss an update so he'd get to mock me for it as payback for calling him slapnuts on Monday. But no! I'm on to your schemes! Your chicken claw voodoo isn't going to trick me, no matter how powerful your intercontinental hypnosis may be!

Seven sites updated. Seven sites listed above. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

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