Yeah, it's me - making an appearance - you guys should feel *extremly* lucky, to be in the presence of The Abandonware Jesus - I know I would, if I wasen't me and I was someone else viewing this update done by me. Actually talking about being in my "presence" this is actually a pre-recorded update, from 1996 - what I did was write all these news updates in n tepad and I just copy and paste them into here - those damn spice girls are everywhere I look! Grr! My schedule has been pretty crazy and hopefully I can work around the situation I'm faced with - prostitution. Anyhow enough about me, lets see what updates and joins we've got: none. Ok, now back to about me - I mean, thats what you actually come here for right, to read about me. Anyhow, take care - because someone has to.