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Legacy News #672

Hmmm... no updates from anyone else today?

Anyways as you can see the emulation sites are kicking the abandonware sites asses in updating.

I'm going back to my videogame now. I've been playing Timesplitters 2 on the Xbox lately. Great game. Except for the level I'm on right now. The game so far has been totally delicious like a merry go round with cute looking bears. But then we get to the "Atom Smasher" level and you can tell it was made by a bunch of hillbilly retards who somehow managed to take a great game and totally fuck it up. I got to the ending (past all the annoying and I mean ANNOYING guards in this level), beat the end guy and then before I made it through the time warp (as in one step away from winning) some monster shot me and I died. If I don't pass this level in the next 10 mins I'm going to break the CD into pieces and ship it back to the developers and tell them how much I hate whoever made this frickin level.

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